What Her Sex Excuse Really Means
If you’re anything like us, you’ve raked in a lot of experience almost having sex over the years, and there’s a good chance that you’ve heard almost every sex excuse in the links of london book. But have you ever thought about what all those sex excuses really mean? Well, we have:
“I’m Too Tired.”
This classic excuse is intended to invoke sympathy and compassion. She’ll probably say something about how she has a “big meeting” tomorrow, or about how she “is really sore links of london necklaces from the gym today”, and is in no mood to attend Humptoberfest tonight.
What It Really Means: You’ve been slackin’ off in the sack lately, and she’s losing interest. If you had a dog that demanded to be petted before it would let you go to sleep every night, you’d eventually grow to hate that f*ckin’ dog. Now imagine if that dog also wanted to jump on top of you, put its penis inside links of london earrings of you, and paw you all over like a blind bear in a honey factory. You’d kill that f*ckin’ dog.
“I’m On My Period/Forgot to Take My Pill.”
Your girl is links of london jewellery relying on your complete ignorance of her anatomy to avoid sexual contact, and she’s doing it for good reason: you know absolutely nothing about the female reproductive system. What the hell does a fallopian tube do? What do periods have to do with moon cycles? Where exactly do babies come from? You don’t know the answers to these questions because while your gym coach was teaching sex education for a week in junior high, you were busy thinking of what embarrassing yet hilarious question you could get links of london bracelet the coach to read out loud at the end of class.
What It Really Means: Since this excuse is a tried-and-true favorite, it’s often difficult to discern the real reasoning behind her reluctance to give up the ol’ nappy dugout, but it probably has something to do with the fact that your balls links of london smell like wet garbage. Do something about that. Seriously.



